JOKES

-What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
-Who likes to drink cocoa?
A Cocoanut!
-What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
-What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A Spelling Bee!
-What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?
Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!
-Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
-What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A Hurry Cain!
-What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
-What table can we eat?
A vegeTABLE!
-Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Because he wanted to make up his mind!
-Who is the ruler of the beach?
The Sand-witch!
-What do you get when you a cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
-Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
-What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
-How does the biologist like to communicate?
With his cell phone!
-What did the football coach say to the banker?
I want my quarter back!
-Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
'Cause he didn't have the guts!